Squawking Heads

So....this happened to me FIVE minutes ago. But no chickens were harmed in the making of this chaotic scene.....

News Flash!! We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this important announcement......

Available NOW....Internet Webinars!! That's right...thanks to the wonders of modern technology people can collaborate via the internet with awesome cool interactive tools such as Web-ex. That is, of course, unless you have NO IDEA how Web-ex functions and 25 people call a conference bridge number and start YAKKING and SQUAWKING like a bunch of hens who just saw a wolf in the hen house! Suddenly everyone (at the same time) starts asking random questions and causing the moderator to panic and push his HOLD BUTTON at which point everyone hears nothing but his company 'on hold' commercial!!

Wow...someone please bring me a brownie!