Monday, August 10, 2009

Restaurant HORROR Story!


WARNING!!! What you are about to read is TRUE! This is not a story for the weak of stomach or those who frequent eating establishments where the wait staff wears curlers in her hair.

My Sis in Crime's husband was eating lunch with a guy who wanted to go to a certain 'restaurant' (I say that quite loosely) which will remain unnamed because I may be blonde (pink is GONE) and I may be southern but I AIN'T STOOPID!!

My brother-in-law has exquisite tastes in dining and just the idea that he was even at this place amazes me. So...he orders chocolate milk (although I'm sure many of the regular clientele probably order beer for breakfast). The waitress brings his glass of chocolate milk and it's obvious some had run down the side of the glass. Whatever! He takes a drink and almost GAGS - it's obviously sour.

He calls the waitress over and politely says "I believe this milk has gone sour". She says........(YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS SO SIT DOWN!).....

"Yeah....I thought it smelled bad when I tasted it but I couldn't really tell since I have such a bad cold"!!

I just dare you to top that one!!

19 comments:

  1. This is so funny... I can't even dream of topping that one!

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  2. holy sh*t.....

    I'm speechless on that one!

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  3. OMG !! Too Funny but not !!! I hope they got up and walked out (LOL)

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  4. oh my goodness that is tooooooo funny!!!
    i can hardly believe it!
    i would have left right then and there!

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  5. words cannot describe... oh wait, yes they can: gross!!!

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  6. Ok gross....I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

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  7. Ewww.. Thats all I can say right now! Ewww!!

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  8. OH MY GOODNESS.
    That's down right disgusting!!
    eeeehhk!
    i would never ever go to that place again!

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  10. I'm disgusted....and I'll never, ever buy a glass of milk in any establishment other than a grocery store.

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  11. My stomach is turning! How nasty is that!

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  12. OMG. I'm not sure if that is funny or gross.

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  14. Gah!!! I'm resisting the urge to throwup.

    Eeewwwwwweeeee.

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  15. OMG! This was really hilarious!

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