Monday, September 28, 2009
Uma Thurman I am not. I'm all of 5'2" for starters and that includes the poofy hair.
No....my poison ivy isn't nearly as sexy.
I'm actually thankful that fall weather is approaching so I can wear long sleeves and not look out of place...or guilty - like I did when I was in the 9th grade and wore a turtle neck to bed one sultry Texas summer night in hopes that my dad wouldn't see the **Kiss** mark on my neck. Gross. Parents...they're not very bright...or rarely suspicious of totally incriminating behavior. Or maybe they were just wise enough to not say anything and let me suffer my shame in pools of sweat.
But yeah....I really got poison ivy on my arms. Gross.