Monday, July 20, 2009

"C" ... Coffee + Creamer = Consciousness


This morning we celebrate the letter "C"

I think I'm a pretty nice person. I get along with almost everyone and just love life in general. But it takes a little time in the morning before "I" actually come to life and this generally 'nice person' wakes up. I am NOT what people refer to as a 'Morning Person'. I'm not mean - at least I don't think I am. The real problem is I can't form complete sentences before I have my coffee. Yes...I'm one of those, thanks to my grandmother who started letting me have 'coffee milk' at her house when I was about three years old. It was about 2/3 cup of milk and 1/3 cup coffee and lots of sugar!!

My incredibly thoughtful (and wise) hubby gets the coffee ready before we even go to bed at night so all I have to do is push a button and coffee begins brewing. OR...if we know for sure what time we're getting up he will even set the timer and I awaken to the wonderful aroma of freshly brewed coffee. I know he does this because he loves (or maybe it's purely out of self-defense but I'm going to say it's the love thing,)

Here's my issue - I like International Delight French Vanilla creamer in my coffee.

They recently redesigned the container I've used for years without my knowledge! Their reason? I quote..... "Designers refer to their work as a new, more European, sleek design". I am not European - at least not first thing in the morning.

So, if the people who make this wonderful product know it is for people who will be putting it in their coffee AND that a lot of their customer base consists of people who are NOT 'morning people' WHY OH WHY OH WHY would they change their container design WITHOUT attaching some kind of WARNING LABEL? A simple statement that says "Hey friends...before you pour that first cup in the morning please take notice that we have redesigned this bottle and you will now have to open it in the complete OPPOSITE direction than you have been doing for years." I am a nice person....I am a nice person....I must remember....I am a nice person....please put the knife down....I am really a nice person!

9 comments:

  1. I'm the same exact way in the morning... also thanks to my gramma's "lattes" when I was a kid!

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  2. Haha, you are hilarous. My mother is the same way, she was a fright until she had that first sip of coffee - than all was right in the world again. Have a great week! Eat some brownies = )

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  3. That's so funny! I drink hot tea because all the sugar I had to put in coffee to make it drinkable for me made my stomach hurt. They can't ever leave anything the same.

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  4. Haha this is hysterical. Good point!

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  5. nice post...I have to have my cup of tea..not to hot not to cold....

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  6. I'm sure you are a nice person but when people mess with my stuff sometimes it's hard for me to put the knife down too!

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