Wednesday, July 22, 2009
NO Bananas Before Breakfast
I love bananas (not as much as you know what but...DUH). I'm eating one now. However, I can't eat a banana first thing in the morning. I'm not sure what goes on biologically in my stomach but if I don't have something else in my stomach before eating a banana I will immediately double over in E-X-T-R-E-M-E pain! Wow that took a lot of time and effort to spell that out like that but I'm trying to make sure you know that it HURTS if I do.
So, a while back, my hubby and I are sitting at the kitchen table talking one morning and without thinking, I took a bite of a banana.
****IMPORTANT INFO PERTINENT TO STORY - Hubby didn't know this little tidbit of odd behavior at the time of the 'incident'.******
Back to the story.....
Suddenly, I bend over writhing in pain. I can hardly speak because it hurts SO BAD. I see a bag of Cheetos (don't judge me!) on the cabinet. I point to the bag and all I can say is "CHEETOS....GIVE ME A CHEETO". Seriously. This happened.
He grabs the bag and shoves it towards me with a look of sheer panic in his eyes! I scarf down a couple of Cheetos and the pain begins to subside. I sit up and he says, in a most confused tone, "what just happened?"
So now every time I'm in ANY type of pain he says "Need a Cheeto?" Yeah...he's such a funny man!!